Mum: Do you want dessert?
Me: No I'm full to the extent of bursting.

Restaurant manager exclaims to mum: Oh so you're a staff member! Do you want dessert? On the house!
(Mum looks at me)
(I nod enthusiastically)

Me: To be cheapo means that you can miraculously make space in your stomach for free food xD

On a side note, chill crab is (Y) And i lurveeee the 谩头s :D My stomach still resembles a watermelon sigh.

Happy birthday dad! (2h early oops :P)

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